My name is Sarah and I love Taylor Swift. Aspiring music journalist, and maybe if I'm lucky, a worldwide record-breaking singer-songwriter. I also love Hunter Hayes, fun., Ed Sheeran, and a bunch of other singers.

radstunts:

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therealhamster:

scraggay:

handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself

you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo

i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point

this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet

Taylor Swift out in New York City on July 2, 2014

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She always has such an intense production. Just an emotional, moving sort of extension of the music. The songs already mean so much. She’s a writer from such a real place, things you can really relate to … the kind of songs you can flip on and immediately connect with. But it’s where she takes it live that’s another step beyond. It’s one of the most entertaining shows I’ve ever seen. She always gives 110 percent, you know? One hundred percent is not enough.

— Hunter Hayes on Taylor’s abilities as a live performer (x)

thepacificrimjob:

vanillastopbath:

thepacificrimjob:

back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found

guess

okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms. 

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thesexuneducated:

YES

  1. Baby: m..m..m-
  2. Mother: memes?
  3. Baby: mama
  4. Mother:
  5. Mother: that's not gonna get me any notes you little disappointment

Taylor Swift’s Road to Vegas (x)

scarletletterswift:

Taylor Swift - Road to Vegas

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  1. Taylor Swift fandom 50% of the time: oh my gosh bby tay's so cute little angel, you're such a dork let me hug you
  2. Taylor Swift fandom other 50% of the time: sHES SO FUCKING HOT I CANT EVEN OH MY GOSH HER LEGS OH MYGOD JUST KILL ME NOW

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tahthetrickster:

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i cant believe this

toastoat:

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

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